Posted: August 7th, 2009 | Author: Stacie | Filed under: Randomness | Tags: humor | 5 Comments »
- Decide where you want the picture to be, take out your camera and meter the light.
- Place toddler in selected spot.
- Retrieve toddler from top of bookshelf and return to selected spot.
- Get lollipop from cupboard.
- Put toddler back in selected spot and give her lollipop.
- Wipe lollipop smear from toddler’s face, top of bookshelf, and fur of cat.
- Get out bubbles.
- Return toddler to selected spot and blow bubbles to keep him interested.
- Stop to mop up spilled bubble liquid.
- Light has moved. Pick new spot and meter.
- Put a basket in new spot.
- Put toddler in basket.
- Retrieve toddler from behind chair where he is playing with the outlet.
- Remind self that you do NOT want a call from preschool in which the teacher inquires where your child learned to say those words.
- Put brand new toy in basket along with toddler.
- Throw broken toy away, retrieve toddler from kitchen where he is eating cat food.
- Consider putting bowl of cat food where the light is good. Reject this idea.
- Sew velco to butt of toddler pants and onto pillow. Place child on pillow where light is good.
- Remove pillow from child’s behind and re-stuff with something heavier. Reattach child.
- By now the light is gone.
- Put camera away, pour self drink.
